Subway

Let's all just take a moment, and think about what this word means at a personal level. Some of you might imagine the last Subway series between the Mets and Yankees. Others may consider their daily routine via RTA/subway to travel for work (some would rather go by Macktruck than any other means of transportation). But I must say, you guys are all wrong. There is only one real image one should picture when the word 'subway' is uttered:

To the plain eye, this is just a footlong sandwich from Subway. Noob. There is much, much more to this 12 inch beauty. It is clear to me that this sweet onion chicken teriyaki has been treated with the utmost respect and tender loving care. You must employ sandwich artists to do your bidding. Anything less would not do it justice. Just ask GP how it's done...disregard child labor laws, and yellow coupons ftw.

Anyway, the Subway draft that was to be held today has been postponed due to a light precipitation of square pizza from Pizza Pan. I'll be back with the incredible results of the 2009 ESPN Subway Draft tomorrow, where we will discuss the winners and losers. Every epic drafting event requires at least one member of the Gobies present. I'll be sure to remember my lucky disc tomorrow.